Pick Your Gods

Despite what some people think, I'm not atheist. However, I am not religous either. This all leads to the fact that I am agnostic. I am not bold enough to claim there isn't a God of some sort...nor am I bold enough to say there is a God. Who are we to say what greater power is at work...or are we just alone? Either way I like mythology and history, and some of these Gods are crazy. Check out this sample.

Ilmatar - Finnish God - Ilmatar is the Goddess of Air, and creator of the world via a cosmic egg cooker!!

Jari - Pacific Islands God - Daughter of GOGO, a primitive snake Goddess. She married a being called Snake Man but left in a hurry when he ate her mom. Eventually she found Kamarong, a Lizard Man who was a bit of a mess, having no backside or penis. She made him genitals from breadfruit and betel nuts and pierced a hole for the waste disposal.
They went on to copulate and populate without ever having to call in a plumber.

Kanaloa- Pacific Islands God - Nasty smelly squidgy Squid God

Tefnut - Egyptian God - Lion-headed Goddess of Moisture and Wetness. Mostly water, rain, dew, and bodily fluids of an unmentionable nature. She's also fond of spitting.

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